IMPEACH GEORGE BUSH!! The Angry Buddhist: Cheney Blames Shooting on Saddam

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Cheney Blames Shooting on Saddam

White House Laughing Its Ass Off - "We Don't Have To Tell You People Jack Shit."

Hunting Vests for Everyone!

Cheney Shooting Victim Enjoys Minor Heart Attack "Please Sir, I'd like some more birdshot in my aorta."

Cheney Says War Critics To Feel The Sting of His Shotgun Justice. "We've got the wiretaps, we know who you are!"

"I've Killed Before And I'll Kill Again!"
Screams Angry Vice President before being hauled away in his pajamas.

Cheney said to be holding hostages, making incoherent demands, according to Fox News.

President Bush Yet To Be Told, "This is on a need to know basis," declares Andrew Card.

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