Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Die Whittington, Die
Shooting Victim Deserves To Die -To Keep America Free From Next Terror Attack!
His injuries now "A distraction from the war on terror."
Cheney tells Fox News, "Whittington served his purpose, he provided the necessary cover while I did some secret stuff that's none of your fucking business. Now it's time for him to take the big dirt nap and stop making this all about him."
Cheney added,"I'm sick and tired of the media telling us what's news and what isn't. We have an entire government department in charges of manufacturing news and we don't need a bunch of bigtime assholes digging around for fucking facts."
Karl Rove told the Associated Press,"If Whittington was any kind of real compassionate conservative he'd just pull his own plug in the hospital and make this a non story. He's causing the Vice President all kinds of unnecessary problems during this unprecedented time of frightful fear and super scary stuff about to happen at any minute any where you might be. This is nothing to joke about."
President Bush had this to say,"None of us could have forseen the day when Dick Cheney would go hunting. But now is not the time to play the blame game. There will be plenty of time to play the blame game after I have given myself a pardon. Damn it! I'm a war time President and we all shared the same bad intelligence - even back in my school and business days."
