The Angry Buddhist

We all knew it was just a matter of time didn't we?

That this crazy old coot would finally jump the shark and grab a gun...

And then the lies and coverup would begin. It would all be somebody else's fault.

Whether it was booze, or drugs or just the all star hubris the self selected Vice President is famous for, this Lee Harvey Oswald of elected officials apparently also shot a very wascally wabbit.


Cheney's Got A Gun - Music Video


Rumor has it the Vice President flipped when someone brought up Scooter Libby's testimony to the Fitzgerald about the Vice President giving the okay for leaking classified information during "war time." Informed sources indicate to the Angry Buddhist Cheney will be spanked at a special White House ceremony.

"The above photo shows Vice President Dick Cheney speaking to reporters at the bedside of the man who he "accidentally" shot this weekend while on a hunting trip in Texas (full story).

A spokesman for the vice president identified the shooting victim as Harry Whittington, but sources close to the incident suggest "Harry Whittington" is a Secret Service code name for Cheney's indicted former chief of staff, I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby."

// posted by The Man Who Knows @ 12:35 AM